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d0gbl0g:

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site
just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

its a good click

d0gbl0g:

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site

just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

its a good click

(Source: hamandheroin, via yaoi-obsessed)

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the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

An old man told me, “My opinion isn’t suited to this society. The internet has changed everything, and most adults don’t realise. Our 3 year olds know how to use iPhones and our teenagers haven’t seen a life without social networks. This generation was the first to be raised online and the internet has actually raised some of the finest, most unique people I’ve met.”

This is the greatest thing wow

well-ok-then-:

the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

An old man told me, “My opinion isn’t suited to this society. The internet has changed everything, and most adults don’t realise. Our 3 year olds know how to use iPhones and our teenagers haven’t seen a life without social networks. This generation was the first to be raised online and the internet has actually raised some of the finest, most unique people I’ve met.”

This is the greatest thing wow

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ulquicifer:

Here, have this picture of a bunny to make up for people harassing the living hell out of you. Also please continue to be awesome!
—— awh ty

ulquicifer:

Here, have this picture of a bunny to make up for people harassing the living hell out of you. Also please continue to be awesome!

—— awh ty

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charlesoberonn:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

charlesoberonn:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:
Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad:
Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad:
Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad:
Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad:
Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad:
Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad:
I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad:
Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad:
Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad:
Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad:
It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad:
Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad:
*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad:
My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad:
Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad:
Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad:
I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad:
Fuck the government.
Dad:
Fuck the school board.
Dad:
Close the door.
Dad:
Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad:
I love puns.
Dad:
People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad:
Please shut up.
Dad:
Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad:
I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad:
I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad:
You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad:
Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad:
I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad:
If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad:
They act like I care what they think.
Dad:
I hate homework.
Dad:
I have decided to become a politician.
Dad:
What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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terezi-pie-rope:

ladymalchav:

into-the-snogbox:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

rinnychan99:

dersekingdom:

YOU SEE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS RIGHT HERE? THEY ARE POOL NOODLES AND THEY ARE METAL AS FUCK THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND COLORS SOMETIMES EVEN PATTERNS WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE YOU KNOW YOU WERE GANGSTER IF YOU HAD THESE BITCHES DIVE INTO THE FUCKING POOL FOR ONE OF THESE THEY FLOAT AND YOU CAN TRY INK THEM BUT THESE BITCHES JUST POP BACK UP IF YOU CAN’T SWIM IT’S IGHT THEY GOT YOU THEY NEVER LET YOU DOWN YOU COULD ALSO PLAY KNIGHT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND WITH IT LIFE JACKETS? FUCK THAT POOL NOODLES GOT ME EVERY FUCKING COLOR. YOU FRUITY AS HELL? GET EVERY COLOR FOR THE FLAG AND WATCH THEM FLOAT. YEAH THESE WERE MY HOMIES WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND WHEN I WALK DOWN THE AISLE THEY GONNA BE THERE IN FUCKING TUXEDOS AND GODDAMN THEY’RE GONNA BE MY BEST MEN.

…These used to give me rashes, actually

METAL AS FUCK


MOTHER FUCKER I THINK YOU FORGOT THAT THESE FUCKIN’ NOODLES COULD BECOME A GODDAMN THRONE OF WATER. LOOK AT THAT BITCH SHE’S QUEEN OF THE GODDAMN POOL. NOBODY FUCKS WITH A NOODLE NOT EVEN ONCE, IF YOU WHERE RIDIN’ ONE OF THESE SICK ASS BITCHES YOU WHERE A MOTHERFUCKING TANK. 
YOU INTO AMERICA? WELL DON’T WORRY THE NOODLES GOT ‘YAH. BACKIN YOU UP FUCKIN’ FREEDOM STYLE, THEY’LL KEEP YOU FREE AND STOP TERRIOST GODDAMNIT. 

YOU WANNA RE=DO STAR WARS, WELL DON’T WORRY MOTHERFUCKER. THESE TIGHT ASS BITCHES GOT YAH LIKE A FUCKIN CULT. 

OMFG I THINK I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING:
YOU WANNA GO RULE ATLANTIS? IGHT MOTHER FUCKER, GET ON YOUR TRUNKS AND GRAB YOUR POWERADE BECAUSE BITCH WERE GONNA TAKE OVER KINGDOMS WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.
WE DONT PLAY GAMES HERE, WE FUCKING START WARS. 

VIVA LA NOODLE-CION! 

MAN YOU FORGOT JUST ONE THING.

THAT WE’RE STARTING A GODDAMN ZOO MOTHERFUCKER.
LOOK AT THOSE LIL’SHITS, CUTE AS FUCK. DOWN RIGHT ADORABLE.
AND IF THAT AIN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU SICK BASTARDS. THEN LOOK AT THESE LIL’SHITS.

FUCKIN GLOW IN THE DARK IS WHERE IT’S AT YO, NEED TO SEE UNDER WATER AT NIGHT? MAYBE BECOME A SPY FOR ‘MURICA. WELL DON’T WORRY THESE BITCHES WILL YOU GET YOU INTO A FUCKING BASE IN NO TIME, SOMEBODY SEEN YOU? DON’T WORRY SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT WITH A NOODLE.
NOODLE VIETNAM!

THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW YOU. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! 
IF YOU CANT FUCKING AFFORD TO MAKE A COSPLAY FOR GODDAMN OTAKON, THATS IGHT ; YOU CAN BE SPIDER MAN. MOTHER FUCKING UNWANTED SPIDER MAN. 

LOOK AT THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP BITCHES. YOULL BE SURE TO WIN JUDGE’S CHOICE AND GODDAMN FIRST PLACE IN THE HALL CONTEST. YOU STRUT THOSE GODDAMN NOODLE LEGS, GURL. YOU STRUT THEM. 

man that’s actually pretty sick though
BUT BITCH WE STILL GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT AND IN CHINA THEY KNOW THE WAY OF THE NOODLE. 

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT, FUCKING DRAWING THAT’S WHAT. CHILLING WITH FRIENDS AND LOOKING LIKE SWAG TANKS WITH THEIR GODDAMN NOODLES.
SEE WE AIN’T GOT TIME FOR NO BULLSHIT RIPOFFS.
SO SIT DOWN, RELAX, AND BEAT A BITCH WITH A NOODLE YOU LIL’BEAST.

MUTHAFUCKIN’ CTHULHU.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO SWIM WE CALLED THEM WOGGLES AND THAT IS FUCKING ACCURATE OF HOW THEY MOVE BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS WEAPONS OF WATER WARS

Y’ALL ARE FORGETTING THE BEST PART
ALL YOU NEED ARE A MOUTH AND A NOODLE AND YOU’VE GOT A MOTHER FUCKING WATER CANNON

GET ONE LONG ENOUGH AND YOU CAN USE YOUR CANNON AS A THRONE WHILE YOU BLAST MOTHERFUCKERS AWAY

AND IF YOU WERE REALLY COOL
YOU HAD

MOTHER

FUCKING

CONNECTORS

THANKS RIGHT
THESE WEREN’T JUST THE ABSOLUTE GODDAMN BEST WATER TOYS EVER
THEY WERE ALSO THE MOTHERFUCKING LEGO OF THE SEA


POOL NOODLE APPRECIATION POST

terezi-pie-rope:

ladymalchav:

into-the-snogbox:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

extremeironystrider:

dersekingdom:

rinnychan99:

dersekingdom:

YOU SEE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS RIGHT HERE?
THEY ARE POOL NOODLES AND THEY ARE METAL AS FUCK
THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND COLORS
SOMETIMES EVEN PATTERNS
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE YOU KNOW YOU WERE GANGSTER IF YOU HAD THESE
BITCHES DIVE INTO THE FUCKING POOL FOR ONE OF THESE
THEY FLOAT AND YOU CAN TRY INK THEM
BUT THESE BITCHES JUST POP BACK UP
IF YOU CAN’T SWIM IT’S IGHT THEY GOT YOU
THEY NEVER LET YOU DOWN
YOU COULD ALSO PLAY KNIGHT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIEND WITH IT
LIFE JACKETS?
FUCK THAT POOL NOODLES GOT ME
EVERY FUCKING COLOR.
YOU FRUITY AS HELL?
GET EVERY COLOR FOR THE FLAG AND WATCH THEM FLOAT.
YEAH THESE WERE MY HOMIES WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND WHEN I WALK DOWN THE AISLE THEY GONNA BE THERE IN FUCKING TUXEDOS AND GODDAMN THEY’RE GONNA BE MY BEST MEN.

…These used to give me rashes, actually

METAL AS FUCK

image

MOTHER FUCKER I THINK YOU FORGOT THAT THESE FUCKIN’ NOODLES COULD BECOME A GODDAMN THRONE OF WATER. LOOK AT THAT BITCH SHE’S QUEEN OF THE GODDAMN POOL. NOBODY FUCKS WITH A NOODLE NOT EVEN ONCE, IF YOU WHERE RIDIN’ ONE OF THESE SICK ASS BITCHES YOU WHERE A MOTHERFUCKING TANK. image

YOU INTO AMERICA? WELL DON’T WORRY THE NOODLES GOT ‘YAH. BACKIN YOU UP FUCKIN’ FREEDOM STYLE, THEY’LL KEEP YOU FREE AND STOP TERRIOST GODDAMNIT. 

image

YOU WANNA RE=DO STAR WARS, WELL DON’T WORRY MOTHERFUCKER. THESE TIGHT ASS BITCHES GOT YAH LIKE A FUCKIN CULT. 

OMFG I THINK I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING:

YOU WANNA GO RULE ATLANTIS? IGHT MOTHER FUCKER, GET ON YOUR TRUNKS AND GRAB YOUR POWERADE BECAUSE BITCH WERE GONNA TAKE OVER KINGDOMS WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.

WE DONT PLAY GAMES HERE, WE FUCKING START WARS. 

image

VIVA LA NOODLE-CION! 

MAN YOU FORGOT JUST ONE THING.

image

THAT WE’RE STARTING A GODDAMN ZOO MOTHERFUCKER.

LOOK AT THOSE LIL’SHITS, CUTE AS FUCK. DOWN RIGHT ADORABLE.

AND IF THAT AIN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU SICK BASTARDS. THEN LOOK AT THESE LIL’SHITS.

image

FUCKIN GLOW IN THE DARK IS WHERE IT’S AT YO, NEED TO SEE UNDER WATER AT NIGHT? MAYBE BECOME A SPY FOR ‘MURICA. WELL DON’T WORRY THESE BITCHES WILL YOU GET YOU INTO A FUCKING BASE IN NO TIME, SOMEBODY SEEN YOU? DON’T WORRY SLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT WITH A NOODLE.

NOODLE VIETNAM!

THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW YOU. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! 

IF YOU CANT FUCKING AFFORD TO MAKE A COSPLAY FOR GODDAMN OTAKON, THATS IGHT ; YOU CAN BE SPIDER MAN. MOTHER FUCKING UNWANTED SPIDER MAN. 

image

LOOK AT THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP BITCHES. YOULL BE SURE TO WIN JUDGE’S CHOICE AND GODDAMN FIRST PLACE IN THE HALL CONTEST. YOU STRUT THOSE GODDAMN NOODLE LEGS, GURL. YOU STRUT THEM. 

man that’s actually pretty sick though

BUT BITCH WE STILL GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT AND IN CHINA THEY KNOW THE WAY OF THE NOODLE.image 

image

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT, FUCKING DRAWING THAT’S WHAT. CHILLING WITH FRIENDS AND LOOKING LIKE SWAG TANKS WITH THEIR GODDAMN NOODLES.

SEE WE AIN’T GOT TIME FOR NO BULLSHIT RIPOFFS.

SO SIT DOWN, RELAX, AND BEAT A BITCH WITH A NOODLE YOU LIL’BEAST.

image

MUTHAFUCKIN’ CTHULHU.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO SWIM WE CALLED THEM WOGGLES AND THAT IS FUCKING ACCURATE OF HOW THEY MOVE BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BAD ASS WEAPONS OF WATER WARS

Y’ALL ARE FORGETTING THE BEST PART

ALL YOU NEED ARE A MOUTH AND A NOODLE AND YOU’VE GOT A MOTHER FUCKING WATER CANNON

image

GET ONE LONG ENOUGH AND YOU CAN USE YOUR CANNON AS A THRONE WHILE YOU BLAST MOTHERFUCKERS AWAY

image

AND IF YOU WERE REALLY COOL

YOU HAD

image


MOTHER

image

FUCKING

image

CONNECTORS

image

THANKS RIGHT

THESE WEREN’T JUST THE ABSOLUTE GODDAMN BEST WATER TOYS EVER

THEY WERE ALSO THE MOTHERFUCKING LEGO OF THE SEA

image

POOL NOODLE APPRECIATION POST